I expect you to be a gentleman at all times. Never try to verbally or
physically abuse me or anticipate me to do things I would not usually
do. I am not a blow up doll!!!

The gift you provide is for my  time and companionship and nothing
more. It is NOT for sex or sexual acts and neither should ever be
discussed.

It's necessary to ask for a reference from a couple other providers you
may have recently seen, their phone number and website. In some
cases, it is also necessary to ask for ID such as a Driver’s License
upon meeting. Please show this information willingly, if there's
hesitancy, the date will most probably end at that moment.
Remember, I am concerned about both of our safety!

Please don't show up asking me how much or if I have change or
anything that has to do with money. MONEY should NEVER and will
NEVER be discussed in each other’s presence. Please be respectful!

It would be very helpful if you were considerate of the following:

  1. Be on time for your scheduled meeting. If you're going to be
    late, please notify me in advance.
  2. Be clean, well groomed, smell nice and have minty fresh
    breath. The chances of being a willing participant in erotic
    games with you is directly proportional to your level of
    personal hygiene.
  3. You have already found out my RATES, so make sure the
    amount is correct and put it in an envelope in plain view
    immediately upon greeting and not after 5 minutes of idle
    chat.
  4. If you're sick or are feeling sick, please let me know as I
    would do the same for you... Nobody likes to get a cold or the
    flu from anyone. It's so rude!
  5. I happen to be allergic to cats, if you have any please notify
    me in advance so I can bring Allegra to our date :'(
  6. And finally, "NO" means "NO!!". If you want a service that I
    don't provide,  BACK OFF!!! Don't ruin the mood.
ETIQUETTE